Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Amanzi]

Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Put some M&M's on lay away.

Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

Look right into ! the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[streetsoldier]

Watch GIRLZ....

[Rainband]

LMAOOTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Amanzi!!!!

[streetsoldier]

She forgot opening an Ex-Lax and a Hershey's Bar, exchanging contents and rewrapping them.

[wx247]

Ha,ha,ha! Those all were hilarious!

[MScoast]

LOL...I used to work at Wally world (Wal-Mart) it's amazing how all of that stuff is familiar to me...People have actually done it...except for the toilet paper one. One person actually "used" the fitting room as a rest room....EWWWWWWIE

[Amanzi]

eeeewwwwww MS :o

Ive tried the "funnel one" Got some really odd looks, oh and the Mission impossible one is one of my fav's but I normally sing the tune of flight of the valkiri(sp?) LOL

[azskyman]

Something simple...

Just pull out my the blue light from under my jacket...set it up on next to an item I want to buy...and say to the 16-yr-old kid stocking the aisle...

"Hey, this is K Mart isn't it?

[Amanzi]

*Note to self* try replacing mission impossible theme with James Bond theme, while in the outdoors survival section.

[MScoast]

LOL Bronnie

[weatherlover427]

Don't do what I did ... use the intercom (aka PA system) while the store is closing on July 4th to annoy the crud out of your boss (which was unintentional, and also at a Sam's Club; which is a part of Wal-Mart.)

Also at Sam's Club, I rammed a cart into a lady's car - in fromt of one of my supervisors.

[pawlee]

what cracks me up is Walmart greeters that don't say a word and just stupidly look at you as you walk by... not the most demanding job i am told but kind of defeats the purpose dontcha think? p

(better i guess to have a greeter collecting a bonafide paycheck for saying nothing versus being at home banking on SSI or some taxpayer supported entitlement program... ?)

[ColdFront77]

One of my uncle's is a Wal-Mart greeter. If the job is available they take and should certainly do their job like they are supposed to.

[southerngale]

Those are hilarious Amanzi!

[weatherlover427]

I have family who used to work at a Sam's Club. The same person who got me my job there, in fact. It was at the one where I hit the lady's car with a cart. :o