You know you're from Wisconsin if....

[Miss Mary]

And now to give Shannon something to read and compare to Ohio's list!!!! Mmmmm, some are actually the same! Go figure....here's the URL I found this list at:
http://www.wrdaonline.org/OntheLighterS ... inite1.htm



You know you're from Wisconsin if....

You've never met any celebrities.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means playing miniature golf at the Dells.

You've seen all the biggest bands 10 years after they were popular.

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You ask for a "bubbler" when you're thirsty.

A clean bowling shirt is appropriate attire for a wedding.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to town, I wanna go with."

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,  vegetable, grain or animal.

You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You own just three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly."

You know all four seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Wisconsin friends.

[stormie_skies]

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OK, Im sending that one to my parents....