Top 10 funny store sighns

[Opal storm]

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Brent]

[Wnghs2007]

[yoda]

[Wnghs2007]

"
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
wait."

This is my personal favorite.

[wx247]

Some of those are too funny. Thanks for sharing!!!

[deguy50]

[TexasStooge]

[pojo]

How appropriate... Slick!