Prayer for the stressed

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom

to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off!!



Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work - 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.



And help me remember that when I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles

to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!





The End