Blonde joke!!!

[bfez1]

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake.



He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"





The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:



1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.



2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.



3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.



4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.



5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.



Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?



The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not



if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[mf_dolphin]

ROFLMAO

[Amanzi]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!