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THE Rules...Female Rules

#1 Postby southerngale » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:05 pm

The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times
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#2 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:15 pm

:eek: :eek: :wall:

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#3 Postby Stephanie » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:17 pm

:lol:
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#4 Postby James » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:20 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote::eek: :eek: :wall:

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Says it all, lol.
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#5 Postby Brent » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:23 pm

:shoot: :wall: :Can:
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#6 Postby southerngale » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:25 pm

Thanks for adding the female tossing the male in the garbage can, Brent. It goes well in this thread. :P
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#7 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:55 pm

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#8 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:55 pm

Brent wrote::shoot: :wall: :Can:



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#9 Postby weatherlover427 » Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:58 pm

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#10 Postby alicia-w » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:01 pm

at a staff meeting this morning, a co-worker made some comment about the increasing amount of grey in my hair. did i know what the cause was, he asked...

i told him that it was caused by anything with testicles!
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#11 Postby Brent » Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:57 pm

southerngale wrote:Thanks for adding the female tossing the male in the garbage can, Brent. It goes well in this thread. :P


:roflmao:
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#12 Postby Stormsfury » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:11 pm

alicia-w wrote:at a staff meeting this morning, a co-worker made some comment about the increasing amount of grey in my hair. did i know what the cause was, he asked...

i told him that it was caused by anything with testicles!


YIKES!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
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#13 Postby Guest » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:24 pm

Well atleast you all FINALLY ADMIT it! :P :lol:

Which more or less means in the end that as usuall you all are wrong!


So back at you! :wink: :hehe:
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#14 Postby James » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:36 pm

LOL! :lol:
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#15 Postby Miss Mary » Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:38 am

Shocked, just shocked, Chad hasn't responded to this topic yet. He must be busy at work......second shock - j's silent too!!!

Kelly - you silenced them!!!! LOL

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#16 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Nov 16, 2004 10:18 am

:roflmao:
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#17 Postby southerngale » Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:26 pm

lol Miss Mary...check out this topic! I'm sure Jenn would find it interesting. I've heard Chad say "the wife" - I better go hide now. 8-)

http://www.storm2k.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=52642
What's in a name?
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Re: THE Rules...Female Rules

#18 Postby george_r_1961 » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:12 am

southerngale wrote:The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times


Hmm Kelly sounds like something my ex gf would come up with :lol:
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#19 Postby pojo » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:58 am

That was great! :blowup: :Door:
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Re: THE Rules...Female Rules

#20 Postby southerngale » Wed Nov 17, 2004 2:00 pm

george_r_1961 wrote:
southerngale wrote:The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all times


Hmm Kelly sounds like something my ex gf would come up with :lol:


:eek:
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