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#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon May 05, 2003 2:21 pm

Israeli Cop Mistakenly Undressed, Fondled at Party
Mon May 5, 2003 10:27 AM ET
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy hen party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revelers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.
"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said on Monday.

The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act. He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.

"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers. "She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Mon May 05, 2003 2:33 pm

ROFL---lucky guy, huh MF???
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#3 Postby Rainband » Mon May 05, 2003 3:07 pm

LMAO HE sounded soooo upset!!! LOL
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#4 Postby firefighter16 » Mon May 05, 2003 3:34 pm

Sounds like something got a little tweeked. :lol:
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#5 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon May 05, 2003 3:51 pm

Where do I sign-up???? ;-)
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#6 Postby streetsoldier » Mon May 05, 2003 5:17 pm

How come nothing like that ever happened to me? :cry:

Seriously, I knew of a few "uniform-happy" women when I was a patrolman, but I was too busy to avail myself of their "attentions"...and frankly, didn't want them.
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#7 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon May 05, 2003 5:41 pm

I bet it made the cops day! I'm sure he'll get a little good natured pibbing from his watch mates. :-) This might have been one time when he didn't want his partner to come to his aid! ;-)
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#8 Postby azskyman » Mon May 05, 2003 7:18 pm

I can hear him now, "ahh, you have ahh right to remain ahh silent; you ahh have ahh right to ahh ahhtorney...ahh.....
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#9 Postby coriolis » Mon May 05, 2003 7:23 pm

It's all in the line of duty, ma'am.
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#10 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon May 05, 2003 7:23 pm

ROFLMBO
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#11 Postby JQ Public » Mon May 05, 2003 7:38 pm

hahahhaha lucky guy! "woops did i just type that outloud?!"
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#12 Postby mf_dolphin » Mon May 05, 2003 7:44 pm

Is that how we define Public Service? Talk about showing your appreciation for our policemen!!! ;-)
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#13 Postby pojo » Mon May 05, 2003 10:38 pm

I don't think that guy will come down from cloud 9 for a long while!
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#14 Postby Amanzi » Tue May 06, 2003 12:38 pm

LOL...
who said only batchelors should have all the fun at there stag parties!

Wonder if the officer is considering a change in careers?
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