SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom

[Yankeegirl]

SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom
It's a regular SpongeBob crime wave.

First some oversized figures of SpongeBob SquarePants were swiped from Burger Kings in Michigan, Minnesota and Utah.


Now police in Wisconsin are on the lookout for spongenappers who clipped a 6-foot SquarePants that was promoting the SpongeBob movie opening.

No ransom note was left in Sheboygan -- although in Minnesota, the list of demands included 10 Crabby Patties for SpongeBob's return.

The ransom note was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript read: "Patrick is next," referring to SpongeBob's cartoon friend.

After some shrewd negotiations between police and a lawyer, a SpongeBob from Bad Axe, Mich., has been returned home, slightly the worse for wear.

No laughing matter for Crime Stoppers in Sheboygan, though, who said informants on the whereabouts of the Wisconsin blow-up could earn a $1,000 reward.

[rainstorm]

death penalty!!!

[Brent]

[coriolis]

Plankton up to his old tricks again?

I like the time that he accidentally fell into the analyzer machine which was intended for determining the C.P. formula. When the results came out it said 5% evil, 95% hot air. I can't help it - that show gets to me.

[george_r_1961]

Did they call in the FBI??? This is VERY serious