from the mouth of babes

[j]

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five
minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

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and one more:

One day a teacher read the story Chicken Little to her class. She
came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the
farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer
and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think
that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy poop! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

[Stephanie]

Those were cute j!!!

[Guest]

"J" - those are so true. Kids say anything.

Made me smile - thanks for posting them.

Patricia

[Amanzi]

LOL....

My son is famos for the "Im thirsty trick"

[sunny shine]

Aw how sweet!!!

[firefighter16]

Sounds like my lil one..

[stormraiser]

I have a son and two daughters that can drive a sane man crazy when it come to "I'm Thirsty" (Luckily, I'm not sane, so I'm one step ahead of them ) The baby isn't there yet, because she can't talk,but she's getting lot's of training from the older ones.

LOL....

My son is famos for the "Im thirsty trick"

[JQ Public]

hahahah....the first one was funny...but that second one was HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOUS!!!!! I put that on my AIM profile ASAP hehe.

[weatherlover427]

ROTFL that was funny!

[k]

I have a girlfriend who at the age of 20 had a little brother who was only 4. Sean didn't understand that his older sister being 20 was allowed to do things that he wasn't (Sean obviously thought he should be allowed to do anything). Because Jenifer was so much older, she used to babysit Sean alot, and basically raised him, but as siblings are, they fought like cats and dogs.....yes, a 20 year old, and a 4 year old, anyway, when Sean would get mad at Jenifer, and because he was only 4 and didn't speak so well, he used to yell at her with his "F"'s all flustery and say" Jenfer, you're shellfish", so now whenever I get mad at my husband for being "selfhish", I call him a "shellfish", things you can learn from a four year old!!!!!!!!!!

[Pro-Storm]

Yep....kids say the darndest things.My daughter calls my golf tees "golf ball nails"....the theater is a "three-ater" and its "Pizza Butt" instead of "hut" :38:

[petal*pusher]

A friend of mine is an aide in a local first grade class. The following story really happened....and is one of my favorites to tell!

After Thanksgiving Break, the first grade teacher asked all of the children to write a short story about their little vacation. Knowing their spelling would probably not be correct, she added that if there were any words that they needed help spelling, just to raise their hand and say the word.

A little fella on one side of the room raised his hand and asked "How do you spell 'window'?" The teacher slowly spelled out the word for him.

A little girl in back raised her hand and asked "How do you spell 'penis'?"

The teacher and the aide looked at each other.....then the teacher cleared her throat and asked......."Well, how are you using it in your sentence?"

The little girl answered...."Well.......I already have 'hap'......."!!!

Love this story......talk about perception!........p