Man Allegedly Assaults Clerk With Hamburger!

Skywatch_NC · #1 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:59 pm

A True Big Mac Attack: Man Allegedly Assaults Clerk With Hamburger

Dispute Stems From Manner Of Paying For Burger

POSTED: 12:55 pm EST December 8, 2004
UPDATED: 10:40 pm EST December 8, 2004

ROCHESTER, N.H. -- A Maine man was charged with assault after allegedly attacking a Rochester store clerk with a hot hamburger.

Police issued an arrest warrant for Tony Carr, 37, of Berwick, Maine, after he allegedly attacked Cumberland Farms clerk Scott Lizenberger Nov. 28 with a steaming hot hamburger fresh out of a microwave.

Police said Carr wanted to pay for a burger while it was cooking in the microwave. But the clerk said he had to have the burger on the counter in order to pay for it.

Carr allegedly became angry and grabbed the burger from the microwave and shoved it -- bun and all -- in the clerk's face.

"We were getting conflicting stories," Sgt. Gary Turgeon said. "There was an independent eyewitness who backed up the clerk's story, so the officer filed a complaint, warrant and affidavit."

The charges Carr faces are misdemeanors and could mean up to one year in county jail. Police said the clerk did not require medical attention.

http://www.wral.com/news/3983601/detail.html

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SouthernWx · #2 Postby **SouthernWx** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:05 pm

Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood :lol:

TexasStooge · #3 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:37 am

SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

#4 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:42 am

We had a similar situation here in Houston yesterday where a city employee got belligerant about his Subway sandwich and basically assualted the manager with it. Guess who is on administrative leave till the "investigation" is finished? I wish my life was so uncomplicated I had the time to get so worked up over some food that I would assualt someone about it!NOT!!!! Can we say anger management issues??? :eek:

JenBayles · #5 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:14 am

SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)
8-)

Skywatch_NC · #6 Postby **Skywatch_NC** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:17 am

JenBayles wrote:
SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)

I must have missed that episode at Mel's Diner... 8-)

#7 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:24 pm

JenBayles wrote:
SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)

Sure sounds like it!!!! (Same serious dating of self going on)Question is can you still sing it from memory? :?:

JenBayles · #8 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:34 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)

Sure sounds like it!!!! (Same serious dating of self going on)Question is can you still sing it from memory?

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant ('ceptin' Alice!)
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

..and let's not forget those 27 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one!
:roflmao:

#9 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:22 pm

"Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is please don't hit us
With your hot food..."

JenBayles · #10 Postby **JenBayles** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:11 pm

streetsoldier wrote:"Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce
Special orders don't upset us
All we ask is please don't hit us
With your hot food..."

Two all-beef patties
special sauce
lettuce cheese
pickles onions
and a bun in your face!
:lol:

#11 Postby **vbhoutex** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:13 pm

JenBayles wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)

Sure sounds like it!!!! (Same serious dating of self going on)Question is can you still sing it from memory?

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant ('ceptin' Alice!)
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

..and let's not forget those 27 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one!

Yep, you got it!!!

Here is a link to the story here in Houston. The dude actually threatened to kill over his supposedly messed up sandwich!!!
http://www.click2houston.com/news/3984322/detail.html

GalvestonDuck · #12 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:21 pm

Skywatch_NC wrote:
JenBayles wrote:
SouthernWx wrote:Wait...this incident occurred on November 28th....Thanksgiving weekend, so I understand perfectly...

Poor ole Tony was just so sick and tired of leftover turkey he couldn't wait for his burger. IMO it was temporary "post-turkey day" insanity, complicated by the fact he was in a "fowl" mood

Was it the Alice's Restaurant Thanksgiving Day Massacree?
(Uh oh........ serious dating of self going on here......)

I must have missed that episode at Mel's Diner...

Actually, the TV show "Alice" (which takes place in Phoenix and in "Mel's Diner") is based on the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore." Vic Tayback played Mel Sharples in both.

"Alice's Restaurant" was an Arlo Guthrie song and movie.

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