It's a lose lose situation guys....

[mf_dolphin]

Question: Can men ever win?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

If she thumps you, it's self defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

[JenBayles]

Question: Can men ever win?

No.

If a man talks in the woods and no one hears him, he's still wrong....

[vbhoutex]

Question: Can men ever win?

No.

If a man talks in the woods and no one hears him, he's still wrong....

THWAPP!!! THWAPP!!!!
I guess you'll just have to call me an insensitive bastard!!!

[Brent]

Question: Can men ever win?

No.

If a woman talks in the woods and no one hears her, she's still wrong....

[JenBayles]

Question: Can men ever win?

No.

If a man talks in the woods and no one hears him, he's still wrong....

THWAPP!!! THWAPP!!!!
I guess you'll just have to call me an insensitive bastard!!!

MADE YA LOOK!

[pojo]

How women deal with men.....


Step 1: When you first meet a man

Step 2: Hopefully this doesn't happen in bed

Step 3: After a lady realizes that all men want are food, sex and beer.

Step 4: Your first argument (when a guy doesn't want to compromise)

Step 5: If men are being imaginably ruthless... give this a try.

Step 6: If that doesn't work... try this... (as a guy continues to be really annoying)

Step 7: Now if you bust them red handed with another woman...give this a try. (try to put as much powder around him as possible)

[Lindaloo]

[pojo]

Alex, how about Male/Female Relationships for 500 please.

[streetsoldier]

...they only call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

*ducks all the stiletto heels being thrown at me*

[sunny]

...they only call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

*ducks all the stiletto heels being thrown at me*

DUCK - heck, we kick with the stiletto heels, too!!

[JenBayles]

...they only call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

*ducks all the stiletto heels being thrown at me*

<scratches head> Hmmmmmm.... I always thought PMS was Puttin' up with Men's Sh*t?!

[pojo]

...they only call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

*ducks all the stiletto heels being thrown at me*

<scratches head> Hmmmmmm.... I always thought PMS was Puttin' up with Men's Sh*t?!

Jen... that IS what PMS means! Why else do we seem cranky during those weeks... we actually have a reason to get pissed off!

[vbhoutex]

...they only call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

*ducks all the stiletto heels being thrown at me*

<scratches head> Hmmmmmm.... I always thought PMS was Puttin' up with Men's Sh*t?!

Jen... that IS what PMS means! Why else do we seem cranky during those weeks... we actually have a reason to get pissed off!

And we don't?

[sunny]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....

[pojo]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....

don't forget the remote control.

[sunny]

lol pojo - you KNOW they can't live without that remote!!

[mf_dolphin]

The remote is just a part of us that was missing at birth!

[sunny]

That clears up THAT mystery!!

[JenBayles]

The remote is just a part of us that was missing at birth!

Wasn't that supposed to be a RIB?

[streetsoldier]

"Wasn't that supposed to be a RIB?"

Naw, we expect those to be brought to us with the beers.