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Feel Like A Women

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:09 pm

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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#2 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:12 pm

Just like a man...
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#3 Postby vbhoutex » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:15 pm

UH, Chad do you have Jen locked up somewhere where she can't see all of this? :?: :?: Is there something you need to confess? :?: :?:
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#4 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:20 pm

Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:
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#5 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:22 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:



You really think the floor will be mopped? Nice dream
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#6 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:23 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


She'll mop it with you!!!
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#7 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:26 pm

sunny wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


She'll mop it with you!!!


Sunny (I'm continuing your comment)... she'll mop the floor with your drule after you learned the DSL modem is back up and running.
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#8 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:27 pm

pojo wrote:
sunny wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


She'll mop it with you!!!


Sunny (I'm continuing your comment)... she'll mop the floor with your drule after you learned the DSL modem is back up and running.


LOL - you are so right, pojo!!
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#9 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:28 pm

Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days! :-)
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#10 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:30 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days! :-)


How 'bout this one - the man may WEAR the pants, but the woman tells him WHEN to put them on!!
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#11 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:30 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days! :-)


If it is men naked.... yikes, more cleaning! (one could only imagine what we would have to clean up.)
If it a lady naked.... yikes, more cleaning (we would have to clean the drool off the floor!)

Either way.... extra cleaning
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#12 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:34 pm

mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days! :-)

:roflmao: It all went down hill Once we let them vote. :D
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#13 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:35 pm

You HAD to let us vote - you men couldn't get it right :D
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#14 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:36 pm

chadtm80 wrote:
mf_dolphin wrote:Does the phrase "home, barefoot and naked" ring any bells? Oh the good old days! :-)

:roflmao: Once we let them vote. Well... :D



well... we know who will vote early (and often). :roll:
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#15 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:41 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


She should use your head to mop it with. :D
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#16 Postby Stephanie » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:57 pm

chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


If you "feel like a woman" perhaps you should grab that mop yourself, Shania! :lol:
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#17 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:03 pm

Stephanie wrote:
chadtm80 wrote:Our DSL Modem got zapped last night.. She is at home with no internet connection.. hehehe

Besides she has a floor she better be mopping :eek:


If you "feel like a woman" perhaps you should grab that mop yourself, Shania! :lol:


LOL :D :D
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#18 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:03 pm

What's a mop?
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#19 Postby pojo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:04 pm

sunny wrote:What's a mop?


I don't know... we use the swiffer thingy.
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#20 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:07 pm

I'm not sure what my male maid uses :D
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