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#1 Postby sunny » Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:50 pm

10. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
9. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you´re not quite sure why.
8. Men are like.....Commercials. You can´t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
6. Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.
5. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do, but are usually wrong.
4. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
3. Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
2. Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

1. Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you.
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby yoda » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:55 pm

:roflmao:
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#4 Postby Brent » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:09 pm

:roll:
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#5 Postby JenBayles » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:31 pm

I believe I like the way you think, sunny!
:cheesy:
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#6 Postby weatherlover427 » Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:27 pm

Last time I checked it was the OTHER way around :) .
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#7 Postby pojo » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:21 pm

Joshua21Young wrote:Last time I checked it was the OTHER way around :) .


You need to enroll in women bashing 101...
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#8 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:24 pm

pojo wrote:
Joshua21Young wrote:Last time I checked it was the OTHER way around :) .


You need to enroll in women bashing 101...


Hey, he is still young. Cut him some slack!!!! :D :D
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#9 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:25 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
pojo wrote:
Joshua21Young wrote:Last time I checked it was the OTHER way around :) .


You need to enroll in women bashing 101...


Hey, he is still young. Cut him some slack!!!! :D :D


The question is - is he young enough for us to train :D
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#10 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:27 pm

sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
pojo wrote:
Joshua21Young wrote:Last time I checked it was the OTHER way around :) .


You need to enroll in women bashing 101...


Hey, he is still young. Cut him some slack!!!! :D :D


The question is - is he young enough for us to train :D


NEVER!! UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT A SEX TOY ONLY!!!!
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#11 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:29 pm

I think I should probably leave THAT one alone!
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#12 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:32 pm

sunny wrote:I think I should probably leave THAT one alone!


He is young!!! Not up to the CHALLENGE???? :wink: :wink: :wink: :uarrow:
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#13 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:35 pm

vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:I think I should probably leave THAT one alone!


He is young!!! Not up to the CHALLENGE???? :wink: :wink: :wink: :uarrow:


Not the boy - the comment!!!
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#14 Postby vbhoutex » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:37 pm

sunny wrote:
vbhoutex wrote:
sunny wrote:I think I should probably leave THAT one alone!


He is young!!! Not up to the CHALLENGE???? :wink: :wink: :wink: :uarrow:


Not the boy - the comment!!!


Maybe we both should stop there!!!!! :talk to the hand: :talk to the hand:
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#15 Postby sunny » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:50 pm

k - deal!
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