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Gotta Love It!!!

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu May 08, 2003 8:10 am

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun, licking its _ss, when a
visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said,

"That's a docile old thing isn't it ?"

"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in
the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the
cage and completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is
it lying there licking its _ss?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
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#2 Postby Amanzi » Thu May 08, 2003 10:26 am

ROFLMAO... Bonnie where do you dig up these jokes! They always give me a good giggle.
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Thu May 08, 2003 10:28 am

Usually a friend sends thems to me!!! :lol:
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#4 Postby Stephanie » Thu May 08, 2003 11:08 am

Oh Man!!!!!

Poor kitty... :( :wink:
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#5 Postby pojo » Thu May 08, 2003 12:06 pm

Poor Kitty!!!
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#6 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu May 08, 2003 12:41 pm

I'm calling the SPCA! ;-)
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#7 Postby GulfBreezer » Thu May 08, 2003 1:16 pm

That is way too funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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