This has probably been posted before, but in light of probably one of the busiest holidays, if not the busiest, for our fine law enforcement officers, I though I would post the following:
Never say to a cop...
1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer...
2)Sorry officer,I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in...
3)Aren't you the guy from Village People?
4)Hey,you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
5)Are you Andy or Barney?
6)I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer...
7)Your not going to check the trunk are you?
8)I pay your salary!
9)Gee officer! Thats terrific.The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10)Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay,just so one of us does...
11)I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,I know there are no other cars around...That's how far ahead of me they are...
12) When the officer says,'Your eyes look red,have you been drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond with,'Well officer,your eyes look glazed,have you been eating donuts?'
