Pittsburgh Couple

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A senior couple pulls up to a gas station:

Attendant: How may I help you?

Old Man: Please fill it up.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man [yelling]: He asked what we wanted and I told him to fill it up.

Attendant: So, where are you heading?

Old Man: To Chicago to see our grandchildren.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man [yelling]: He asked where we're going. I told him we're going to see the grandkids.

Attendant: It sure is a nice day for a drive.

Old Man: Yes, it's been quite pleasant.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He said it's good weather.

Attendant: Where are you coming from?

Old Man: We started our trip from Pittsburgh.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He asked where we're from, and I said Pittsburgh.

Attendant: I dated a girl from Pittsburgh once. She wouldn't shut up and was lousy in bed.

Old Lady: What did he say?

Old Man: He says he knows you