Let's take a trip to Disney

[sunny]

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World left". After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

[Miss Mary]

And would this be Paris Hilton, who's driving, and sis? LOL

Mary

[sunny]

And would this be Paris Hilton, who's driving, and sis? LOL

Mary

lol - that would be about right!

[Miss Mary]

Well, we could make it the Simpson sisters as well?

We still crack up at Jessica Simpson thinking Tuna was Chicken.....come on, did she really think b/c the can said - Chicken of the Sea - it really was chicken? My daughter Nina thinks she is such a dingbat and can't believe Nick L. would be attracted to her in the first place. I counter with - how long is their honeymoon going to last? What is it now, 3 years? I'd say they are no longer honey-mooner's at this point....but that's not the point Nina says.....with a groan!

Mary

[sunny]

Well, we could make it the Simpson sisters as well?

We still crack up at Jessica Simpson thinking Tuna was Chicken.....come on, did she really think b/c the can said - Chicken of the Sea - it really was chicken? My daughter Nina thinks she is such a dingbat and can't believe Nick L. would be attracted to her in the first place. I counter with - how long is their honeymoon going to last? What is it now, 3 years? I'd say they are no longer honey-mooner's at this point....but that's not the point Nina says.....with a groan!

Mary

Miss Mary-

My nephew is up at LSU, and he works at a very popular restaurant in Baton Rouge. Jessica was up there filming "The Dukes of Hazzard", and took a liking to the restaurant. My nephew, Ricky, seemed to always have the pleasure of waiting on her. He told me "it is not an act - she really is dumb"!

[Miss Mary]

LOL!!!

But don't ya think years down the road, Nick will tire of this dumb routine? Or will she get smarter....wait don't answer that. She'll remain dumb I'm sure. He's from Cincinnati and just a few years ago, he toyed with the idea of running for Mayor here. We all just rolled our eyes at that idea!!!

Like Nina says, Mom she is sweet, even if she's dumber than a doorknob!!! Okay, maybe we can call her naive? LOL

Mary

[sunny]

She works on my nerves and I don't have to live with her. All I can say is the man must be madly in love! I don't think I could take it for too long!

[Miss Mary]

What gets me about JS is that I used to think it was an act, being dumb and submissive to your husband. But that thinking went out, decades ago!!! I watch a few scenes from their show and think, what is this the 60s? Before women burned their bras? LOL

But I guess it isn't an act.....groan. She is embarrassing to watch.

Mary

[sunny]

Did you see the episode of the "Newlyweds" where she was sorting laundry? OMG - my sister and I were rolling on the floor! We were doing laundry in our early teens!!