A blonde goes horseback riding

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A blonde goes horseback riding

#1 Postby sunny » Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:31 am

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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#2 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:28 am

:lol:
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#3 Postby Miss Mary » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:17 pm

ROFL!!! Wow, that was a long 50 cent ride!!!!

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#4 Postby stormraiser » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:40 pm

:roflmao:
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#5 Postby CaptinCrunch » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:52 pm

:roflmao:
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#6 Postby coriolis » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:09 pm

I can't believe that I read that all the way to the end.
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#7 Postby Pburgh » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:00 pm

Don't laugh!! I'll always be greatful to that man for saving my life. If it hadn't been for his quick reaction, I could have been trampled to death. It happened once before but thank goodness it was during a thunderstorm and the power went out. I should have learned my lesson then.
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#8 Postby sunny » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:02 pm

Pburgh wrote:Don't laugh!! I'll always be greatful to that man for saving my life. If it hadn't been for his quick reaction, I could have been trampled to death. It happened once before but thank goodness it was during a thunderstorm and the power went out. I should have learned my lesson then.


Karan - leave it to you! :lol:
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#9 Postby pojo » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:09 pm

Karan... why does that not suprise me!!!

Typical Blonde ;)
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:26 pm

Pburgh wrote:Don't laugh!! I'll always be greatful to that man for saving my life. If it hadn't been for his quick reaction, I could have been trampled to death. It happened once before but thank goodness it was during a thunderstorm and the power went out. I should have learned my lesson then.


Karan, you have been approved for free "air pressure checks" on your head...see me for details. :larrow:
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#11 Postby vbhoutex » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:02 pm

Pburgh wrote:Don't laugh!! I'll always be greatful to that man for saving my life. If it hadn't been for his quick reaction, I could have been trampled to death. It happened once before but thank goodness it was during a thunderstorm and the power went out. I should have learned my lesson then.


I thought I recognized that story!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#12 Postby Miss Mary » Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:03 pm

Karan.....LOL!!!!

You crazy nut......

Mary
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