1. I got an outdated pass, is that good enough?
2. I spent $2.50 for a local pass, and you're making me pay double for an express route? What a waste of money! I hope your satisfied!
3. Pop quiz hot shot, someone walked in and didn't pay their fare, what do you do?
4. Gimme the wheel!
5. C'mon, faster, you slowpoke!!
6. Hi, does this bus stop at Platform 9 3/4?
7. This bus goes to the nudists beach, right?
8. FIRE!
9. Take me to Cuba Gooding, Jr.
10. Do you serve dinner on this route?
11. 'Ey yo! Wanna get high and drunk?
12. Allow me to install spinners on your bus and maybe turn it into a lo' ridah (lowrider).
13. A tornado in front of us! Let's chase it!!
14. Say, let's fix the hydraulics on this bus so it can bounce up and down.
15. I'm a hypnotist, you're getting sleepy...
16. When did they just start hiring blind drivers?
17. Is this the Tiajuana Taxi, or am I riding on a banana boat?
18. Keep the door open, I'm fixin to do a stunt!
Anyone wanna add to this list, go right ahead.
