We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F"word!
There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:
10. "What the f__was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at them f__ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any F___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f__ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1928
6."How the f__did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f__ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f__are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3."Scattered f__ing showers...My Ass! ' - Noah, 4314BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F__'s going to find out? " -Bill Clinton, 1999
And number #1....drum roll.....
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f__ing mad !! " - Saddam Hussein , 2003
Subject: The f word
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Ha, ha, ha j! That was great. 
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I had a very good but corny friend growing up. Instead of saying the f word, she's say - ah, fudge. We'd all crack up, as if to say - go ahead and say it, we won't tell your mom. But no, she'd never say the f word.
My niece who's 3 now, could not say firetruck properly to save her life! Her dad used to be a fireman, so at a dinner in his honor, we had the entire FD rolling on the floor, each time she'd say - FIRETRUCK. As you can guess it came out f - er- truck. We should have had that on tape. Wonder if she can pronounce it better by now......LOL Haven't asked.....
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And yes I agree, I'm shaking my head at this topic and it is indeed ODD. But have you all looked at the majority of topics right now? We have big butts, condoms, smoking weed on the school bus, size does matter, etc. It's as if Austin Powers is a member......a Gold member? So sorry for that bad pun, couldn't resist.......
My niece who's 3 now, could not say firetruck properly to save her life! Her dad used to be a fireman, so at a dinner in his honor, we had the entire FD rolling on the floor, each time she'd say - FIRETRUCK. As you can guess it came out f - er- truck. We should have had that on tape. Wonder if she can pronounce it better by now......LOL Haven't asked.....
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And yes I agree, I'm shaking my head at this topic and it is indeed ODD. But have you all looked at the majority of topics right now? We have big butts, condoms, smoking weed on the school bus, size does matter, etc. It's as if Austin Powers is a member......a Gold member? So sorry for that bad pun, couldn't resist.......
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I'm going to repeat a joke that I posted not too long ago for the benefit of the new people. And it is on topic!
The ladies garden club needed a speaker at their monthly meeting. One english lady talked her husband, an RAF veteran to speak. He told a story about the battle of Britain where the gallant RAF pilots were holding off the German Luftwaffle. He started in a thick english accent. "It was a partly cloudy day and we were patrollin. Suddenly I see a fokker comin at me from above. Then another fokker below. Those fokkers were everywhere." By this time several ladies had fainted. The hostess stood up and explained, "Ladies, Ladies, a fokker was a German aircraft." The veteran replied, "Oh no mum, those fokkers were messerschmitts.
The ladies garden club needed a speaker at their monthly meeting. One english lady talked her husband, an RAF veteran to speak. He told a story about the battle of Britain where the gallant RAF pilots were holding off the German Luftwaffle. He started in a thick english accent. "It was a partly cloudy day and we were patrollin. Suddenly I see a fokker comin at me from above. Then another fokker below. Those fokkers were everywhere." By this time several ladies had fainted. The hostess stood up and explained, "Ladies, Ladies, a fokker was a German aircraft." The veteran replied, "Oh no mum, those fokkers were messerschmitts.
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Lol You guys.....
Sorry to go off topic here quickly. I love messerschmitts, at my husbands hanger there are 2 beauties that are being restored, they really are lovely war birds
Oh BTW "Fok" is used in Afrikaans for the "f" word, just some useless information for ya
I say "oh Flowers" as a replacement for the naughty word
Sorry to go off topic here quickly. I love messerschmitts, at my husbands hanger there are 2 beauties that are being restored, they really are lovely war birds
Oh BTW "Fok" is used in Afrikaans for the "f" word, just some useless information for ya
I say "oh Flowers" as a replacement for the naughty word
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