Shooting the bull

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male

buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a

tall

mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and

blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to

splatter

every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand

pulling

another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says

to

the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're

still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about,

anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management

position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to

clean up, disappear for rest of day.