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Another Blond Joke (GROAN!!)

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu May 12, 2005 11:00 am

My mom told me this one yesterday...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?


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Well....None, they don't know what a light bulb is.
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#2 Postby sunny » Thu May 12, 2005 11:04 am

A blonde is in the airport, and stops at a vending machine to get a diet coke. She puts her dollar in, her drink comes out and her change drops into the return slot. She tilts her head, and says "wow". She puts another dollar in the machine, her drink comes out and her change drops into the return slot. She does this four more times. The gentleman behind her asks "are you through yet?" She looks at him and says "duh - I'm still winning".
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#3 Postby TexasStooge » Thu May 12, 2005 11:47 am

Here's another one:

Why was a blonde fired from an M&M factory?


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Because she threw out what she thought was W's. :lol:
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