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Redneck Mirror

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu May 12, 2005 11:02 am

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the "picture," but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly WITCH he's runnin' around with!"
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#2 Postby vbhoutex » Thu May 12, 2005 11:08 am

LOLOL!!!!!
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#3 Postby sunny » Thu May 12, 2005 11:10 am

Good one Stooge!
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#4 Postby CaptinCrunch » Thu May 12, 2005 11:53 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby beenthru6 » Thu May 12, 2005 11:58 am

:lol: :lol: You've been hanging around Sunny too long!
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#6 Postby Wpwxguy » Thu May 12, 2005 12:42 pm

:roflmao:
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#7 Postby James » Thu May 12, 2005 2:07 pm

:lol:
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