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13 Things PMS Stands For:

#1 Postby southerngale » Sat May 14, 2005 9:18 pm

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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#2 Postby kevin » Sat May 14, 2005 9:21 pm

PLARGH MAH SHRJHTK! << sound of a man's spine being twisted in half.
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#3 Postby depotoo » Sat May 14, 2005 10:29 pm

thank goodness i don't have to deal with that anymore! BUT 4, 6, 9 & 10 were my companions for many yearas! man! am I glad to be done with that! (and so is my family!) lol
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#4 Postby StormChasr » Sat May 14, 2005 10:52 pm

Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby pojo » Sat May 14, 2005 11:10 pm

We have PMS because we are ALWAYS putting up with mens sh!t
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Re: 13 Things PMS Stands For:

#6 Postby Brent » Sat May 14, 2005 11:26 pm

southerngale wrote:10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


Yep!!! :roll: :grr:
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#7 Postby StormChasr » Sun May 15, 2005 1:30 pm

Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"
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#8 Postby southerngale » Sun May 15, 2005 1:35 pm

StormChasr wrote:Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"


I didn't know you'd seen my car.
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#9 Postby StormChasr » Sun May 15, 2005 1:38 pm

I didn't know you'd seen my car.


9 mm---now that is a nasty weapon!! Aim nice and low, above the knees. :D
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#10 Postby breeze » Sun May 15, 2005 7:03 pm

Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

:eek: :lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby southerngale » Sun May 15, 2005 7:06 pm

breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

:eek: :lol: :lol:


You betcha! Image
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#12 Postby StormChasr » Sun May 15, 2005 7:08 pm

You betcha!


Watch it, Kelly has lethal weapons. :eek:
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#13 Postby yoda » Sun May 15, 2005 7:10 pm

southerngale wrote:
breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

:eek: :lol: :lol:


You betcha! Image


It wasn't me Kelly... please don't... :eek: Of course.. anything you want.... diamond ring 4 carats? Sure!
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#14 Postby Stephanie » Sun May 15, 2005 7:42 pm

StormChasr wrote:Good bumper sticker: " I have PMS and a 9mm. Any questions?"


Love that bumper sticker!!! I gotta get me one of those! :lol:

#2 is good too! :grrr: :lol:
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#15 Postby southerngale » Sun May 15, 2005 7:49 pm

yoda wrote:
southerngale wrote:
breeze wrote:Uh-oh...this thread has become;

Please Move-outta-the-way, Sir...

:eek: :lol: :lol:


You betcha! Image


It wasn't me Kelly... please don't... :eek: Of course.. anything you want.... diamond ring 4 carats? Sure!

ok
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#16 Postby sunny » Sun May 15, 2005 8:49 pm

One of my favorites: Don't make me mad, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies :D
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