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StormChasr

Joke of the day

#1 Postby StormChasr » Sun May 15, 2005 1:35 pm

The Top 5 Signs You're in the Wrong Religion

5. That special announcement saying that your leader, the God Who Walks Among Men, finally got his G.E.D.

4. "Sinner of the Week" eligible for valuable prizes.

3. Constant fear that the elders will discover the laptop you've got squirreled away in the buggy shed.
2. Frequency of circumcision increased from once in a lifetime to once a year.
and the Number 1 Sign You're in the Wrong Religion...
1. Communion performed with tortilla chips and a shot of Cuervo.
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