Got to love a Boston attitude....

[j]

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common, when one
is attacked by a vicious dog.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed
to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, choking the dog and stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy.

"Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts
writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter and starts again.

"Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he continued
writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said.

" I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the
Red Sox. So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed. The reporter starts a new
sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Basta*d from New York Harms Beloved Family Pet."

[southerngale]