Pick-up Lines (joke)

[sunny]

Okay ladies! What is the worst pick-up line ever used on you?

Here's one: How 'bout you give me a chance at something other than pool (groan)



If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Man answers, "Yes, do you have the energy?"

Can I have directions to your heart?

Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

So... How am I doing?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was there.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I'm like American Express; you don't want to leave home without me.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Just call me milk; I'll do your body good.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

You know what would look good on you? Me.

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the bomb.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

[wxcrazytwo]

Were these used on you or are you just advising of possible pick-up lines??

[sunny]

Were these used on you or are you just advising of possible pick-up lines??

It's a joke crazy.

[JenBayles]

The worst for me was a blatant, "I'd like to get in your pants." To which I replied, "I've already got one a**hole in there - I don't need another one." (With thanks to whoever the comedian was who coined the comeback - can't remember who!)

[StormChasr]

[Kelarie]

The worst for me was a blatant, "I'd like to get in your pants." To which I replied, "I've already got one a**hole in there - I don't need another one." (With thanks to whoever the comedian was who coined the comeback - can't remember who!)

[StormChasr]

You know what would look good on you? Me.

Isn't that one from the Redneck Book of Knowledge?

[southerngale]

Were these used on you or are you just advising of possible pick-up lines??

Yes, they were ALL used on her. Where's that airplane when you need it?

[wxcrazytwo]

Were these used on you or are you just advising of possible pick-up lines??

Yes, they were ALL used on her. Where's that airplane when you need it?

lol, where's my bowl of sense of humor, lol..