If College Students Had Written the Bible...

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If College Students Had Written the Bible...

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Mon May 23, 2005 3:03 pm

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and in a large font.

A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.

Cain would have killed Abel because they were roommates.

Moses and followers would have walked in the desert for 40 years because they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done.
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#2 Postby OtherHD » Mon May 23, 2005 10:07 pm

lol..funny! :D
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#3 Postby pojo » Tue May 24, 2005 10:15 pm

That is perfect.... but you forgot something.

the Last Supper would have been beer and pizza.
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#4 Postby Dee Bee » Wed May 25, 2005 7:33 am

pojo wrote:That is perfect.... but you forgot something.

the Last Supper would have been beer and pizza.



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#5 Postby zoeyann » Wed May 25, 2005 8:07 am

Amen
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#6 Postby zoeyann » Wed May 25, 2005 8:07 am

Amen
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#7 Postby streetsoldier » Wed May 25, 2005 9:01 am

pojo wrote:That is perfect.... but you forgot something.

the Last Supper would have been beer and pizza.


And they would have had to take apart the frat house lounge's couch for the "thirty pieces of silver" to pay for delivery. :larrow:
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