Fourth Husband

[sunny]

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

[wxcrazytwo]

LOL, That was goood...

[Brent]

[alicia-w]

Anyone else remember Foster Brooks? (the old perpetual drunk on Dean Martin and Johnny Carson?) he told the same joke but it was wives and strawberries...

[TexasStooge]