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TexasStooge
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Blonde Speeder

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:07 am

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.

Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing light and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!"

"No!" the blonde yelled back, "It's a scarf!"
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#2 Postby CaptinCrunch » Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:40 am

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