The Road Trip (Joke)

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The Road Trip (Joke)

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:30 pm

Snowbird season is over, but y'all from FL (and AZ) will especially understand this one.... :wink:

Four women were driving across the country. Each one
was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida
and New York.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho
started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing
them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I'm
just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling
ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the
window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from
Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm
just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and
pushed the New Yorker out.
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#2 Postby David » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:43 pm

Harsh.
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#3 Postby Dee Bee » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:15 pm

I didn't mean to offend anyone; SE Florida is THE mecca for NY snowbirds, much to our (economic) delight and (logistical) dismay.

To paraphrase Beteljuice "Snowbirds -- ya gotta love 'em!" :roll: :wink:
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#4 Postby Persepone » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:43 pm

You did not offend--and I'm a native New Yorker--born in Manhattan!

I sent the joke to all of my friends (many of whom are also New Yorkers).

Here on Cape Cod everyone complains about the New Yorkers who come for summer vacations (and they go to Florida in the winter, so are they still New Yorkers?)
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