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Do you wear underwear????????????????

#1 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:48 pm

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your
vehicle...especially in public.

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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#2 Postby Constructionwx » Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:54 pm

LOL
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#3 Postby breeze » Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:57 pm

LoL - Mom always said I should wear clean undies out, in case
I have a wreck. :lol: Like, they'd be worried about that, right?
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#4 Postby isobar » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:56 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#5 Postby mf_dolphin » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:56 pm

Ok..... Where is the mechanics school? :-)
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#6 Postby azskyman » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:23 pm

Mechanics must always keep their tools within reach!
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#7 Postby JetMaxx » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:44 pm

I ALWAYS wear underwear..and always clean underwear (just as my mom taught me :lol:
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#8 Postby pojo » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:45 pm

AAAHHH OMG I'm speechless...I guess he had the right tools at the right time.
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#9 Postby azsnowman » Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:54 pm

Hanes, don't ask!

Dennis

"LOL!" Steve, yup.....being somewhat of a *shade tree* mechanic, I've ALWAYS got my tool(s) handy!
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#10 Postby chadtm80 » Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:59 pm

Mechanics must always keep their tools within reach!

ROFLMAO!!!
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#11 Postby bfez1 » Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:03 am

ROFL
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#12 Postby firefighter16 » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:10 am

Thats just unbearable or maybe not. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :shocked!:
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#13 Postby coriolis » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:15 am

I'm just surprised that the woman didn't "notice any differences" that could have clued her in.
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#14 Postby Rainband » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:25 am

ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#15 Postby Amanzi » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:05 am

ROFLMAO....

I'm just glad I am not the wife :o
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#16 Postby streetsoldier » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:44 pm

Ah, yes...just what every mechanic needs is a "torque wench"! :o
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#17 Postby chadtm80 » Sat Jun 07, 2003 6:35 pm

LOL
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#18 Postby WidreMann » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:52 pm

semper ubi sub ubi - that's all I have to say on that subject.
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#19 Postby azskyman » Sun Jun 08, 2003 12:13 am

"Where'd I put those darn lug nuts? Honey, have you seen those lug nuts? I know they are around here somewhere....
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#20 Postby Pburgh » Sun Jun 08, 2003 7:49 am

Steve, I imagine it can be traumatic and somewhat painful when you loose your lug nuts!!!! Oops
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