Leave me a message and ill get back to you, leave me a sexy message and ill get back to you sooner(These are from a girl. )
People like you are is the reason im on medication
I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here i am, laying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a f*****, took my shoes, and went to see "jay and silent bob." To this day i still dont know if he liked it, and whenever i ask he just calls me a b**** and throws ice cubes at me! leave a message
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumba** cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
Please leave me a message. I'll be sure to add it to the I dont give a crud pile.
hey im not heer - but in the mean while. ~if u wanted to ask me out, press 1. ~to break up with me, press 2. ~to hook up 2nyt, press 3. ~to tell me u luv me, press 4, followed by ur reezun(s). ~to tell me ima b**** and/or ur mad@me, press 5 alzo followed by ur reezun(s).~to invyt me sumwherez, press 6 followed by who, what, when, where, what ta bring n y.. ~if we had plans press 7 followed by wut they were, times, any changes, s*** lyk that ~4 other, press 8 followed by wuteva u wana say. ~if u want me2call u press 9 followed by your phone number.. well that shud hav everythin covered .. NoW dO tHa D*** ThAnG . ..luvyahz..
Please do not I.M. me, because I have a vicious Pit Bull with rabies which is sleeping in a cardboard box. Any sudden movements or noises will wake up the dog and he will rip the box and kill me and all my family. If you do, my soul will haunt you for all eternity and then kill you and bring you to hell with me.
This is my away message -I lack creativity
(Your name here)'s village just called, their idiot is missing...
Soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions. Just thought you should know.
Im playing hide-n-seek with Osama Bin Laden....DANG hes good! So it might be a while...
Out trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer, so I might not be back!
To make a long story short...Bananas
Hello and welcome to our game of Away Message Tag!! *cheer* If you'd like to join the game, leave a message and we'll try to reach you when you're not around.
I feel sorry for all of you who take forever to fall asleep. I can do it no problem! I could even fall asleep right here on the keyb-- ghtufkndyghdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Lets discuss right and left, ur right!, i left!
I'm trying to get a life... How much do they cost?
I am staring at the computer screen right now
computer- $899 internet provider- $19.95 a month messenger service -free an away message from me - Priceless
I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
Attempting to get cap off pickle jar... PLEASE HOLD!!
Add some of your funny ones!
