Moods of a Woman

#1 Postby **bfez1** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:50 am

THE MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,

She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,

She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

THE MOODS OF A MAN

Hungry.

Horny.

Sleepy.

Guest · #2 Postby **Guest** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:54 am

LOL - so true! :wink:

southerngale · #3 Postby **southerngale** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:36 pm

ROFLOL!!

#4 Postby **streetsoldier** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:53 pm

Do you mean to tell me that women have MOODS? In my experience, I know of three (based on present circumstances)...

(a) Frantic (needs my help)

(b) Pissed off (usually silent about it..."passive-aggressive")

(c) Total disinterest (in anything other than HER wants/"needs")

Guest · #5 Postby **Guest** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:19 pm

OMG Bonnie that's too funny for the man's moods. Do I dare say that sounds like Mrticka.

#6 Postby **bfez1** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:47 pm

Sounds like "most" men to me.

David · #7 Postby **David** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:53 pm

Not me. Just hungry when I have to eat and sleepy at 1:00AM.

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