I am zippy girdle tush!!!

#1 Postby **bfez1** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:48 pm

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

> > a = poopsie
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = stinky
> > k = flunky
> > l = boobie
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = tulefel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = burger
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = bubble
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

#2 Postby **pojo** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:02 pm

I really don't to say this...but I'm

Poopsie Bananasniffer! :o :o

#3 Postby **coriolis** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:03 pm

Oprah Gizzardhiney

#4 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:17 pm

loopy gizzardbrain

Hey, if the shoe fits----------lol

Thanks, zippie girdle tush, that definitely did break up my day and give me a laugh!!!!

GulfBreezer · #5 Postby **GulfBreezer** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:36 pm

I would like to take a moment to introduce myself...........

Zippy Bubblehead!!!!????? :roll:

David · #6 Postby **David** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:50 pm

Uh...

Squeezeit Cootienose?

BTW, what happens to the people who have 3-lettered last names?

#7 Postby **Pburgh** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:07 pm

LOL Gulfbreezer

Hey David, girls will be able to squeeze your cootienose!!!!! Love it

deb_in_nc · #8 Postby **deb_in_nc** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:19 pm

I'm new to this board.

My name is Lumpy Liverbreath. :o I'm just ever so happy to be a member of this board!!!! This is what I think about the evil professer :rarrow:

:fishslap: :2gunfire:

:snipersmile: :bad-words: :30: Glad to see you all here.

Lumpy :rofl:

azsnowman · #9 Postby **azsnowman** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:23 pm

Hi....I'd like to take this time and introduce myself, the name "Zippy Girdlechunks*, interests, weather, golf and MO' GOLF!

Dennis

ColdFront77 · #10 Postby **ColdFront77** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 6:39 pm

Hello, this is "Pinky Girdlebuns" :o or "Goober Girdlebuns" :o depending on what I use for my first name.

David, I was wondering that, too. Some people may have only a three letter last name, not many but still.

blizzard · #11 Postby **blizzard** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 7:12 pm

Nice to meet you all, my name is PINKY APPLEBRAIN, I would be more than happy to be of service to you.

If you have a three letter last name, use the last letter of your last name for the second half of your new last name.

hunter84 · #12 Postby **hunter84** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:04 pm

hey everyone I'm Gidget Applenose pleased to nose ya'll

Lake Effect1 · #13 Postby **Lake Effect1** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:18 pm

this is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh!! I am ZIPPY APPLEBRAIN ,Pinky, could we be related??? :lol:

Stormsfury · #14 Postby **Stormsfury** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:28 pm

Well, this was needed for my sense of humor tonight after the last couple of days I've had ... (which coulda made me hurl!)

Anyway, my real name would have be doing "Pinky Liver Chunks"
My screen name would produce "Snotty Chicken Juice"

Man, what an appetitizing thread!...*LOL*
(Glad I ate 2 hours ago!)

SF

mf_dolphin · #15 Postby **mf_dolphin** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:46 pm

Loopy Gizzardchunks! LOL

southerngale · #16 Postby **southerngale** » Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:52 pm

Hello, I am Boobie Applenose. :23:

Guest · #17 Postby **Guest** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:23 am

loopy cootiehiney.........hmm not to shore about this name.............lol

weatherlover427 · #18 Postby **weatherlover427** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:26 am

Snotty Bubblechunks here, pleased to meet you! :lol:

David · #19 Postby **David** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:29 am

Pburgh wrote:LOL Gulfbreezer

Hey David, girls will be able to squeeze your cootienose!!!!! Love it

If only that were true... if only it were true.... :cry:

hunter84 · #20 Postby **hunter84** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:33 am

southerngale wrote:Hello, I am Boobie Applenose. :23:

could we be related

I am zippy girdle tush!!!

I am zippy girdle tush!!!

HI!!!!

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