Only in America

[pojo]

This is rather interesting....

Only in America
Only in America...are their handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...can a pizza get to you house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America...do we use the word politics to describe the process so well. Poli in Latin means many and tics meaning blood sucking creatures.

[David]

Let me explain all of those...

Only in America...are their handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. : They gotta drive the kids.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke. : No caffenee?

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. : No comment.

Only in America...can a pizza get to you house faster than an ambulance. : Topeka pizza's take 45 mins to an hour, I HOPE an ambulence gets here faster then that!!!!!

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway. : The hubby's more expensive antique is in the garage.

No comment on the rest of them.