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Cute Joke
"Mom" the little girl asks, "how old are you?" The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." The little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions! " The mad mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," said the friend, "you just need to look at her driver's license. It is like a report card," it has everything on it." That night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." "And... I know why you and daddy got a divorce." Because you got an F in sex.
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