Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework

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Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework

#1 Postby x-y-no » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:29 pm

This is too funny ... the stereotypical thinking is just too much ...

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A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney..

Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock.

He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with pals to prefering housework after the operation.

He told local newspaper 24sata: "The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects.

"I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting."

He pointed out that before the kidney transplant he would not have been seen dead doing the housework, and expected his wife to do it all, but now found it both relaxing and fulfilling.

He said: "My wife is the only one that is pleased. I do most of the housework now, and I blame the hospital that transplanted me the kidney of a 50-year-old woman instead of a man's kidney."

His wife Radmila added: "If the new femine side to him is confined to housework I am very happy, I only hope he doesn't start looking at other men."

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#2 Postby Skywatch_NC » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:46 pm

:lol: :lol:
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#3 Postby sunny » Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:50 pm

I heard this on the news the other day!!! Do you think he lost his "dude" status?!
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#4 Postby Miss Mary » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:29 pm

Yeah, if he asks to go see Brokeback Mountain, she'd better be worried.

So if a female got a male kidney, would she begin farting, burping and grabbing her crotch? LOL

Can't believe I just said that....LOL

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#5 Postby petal*pusher » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:19 pm

Ummm....

Reminds me of a tender story I read a while back...or maybe it was onTV...

The young new husband was killed in an auto accident. His wife gave permission for organ transplants...and a young fella from Mexico recieved the healthy heart. After a year or so, the wife had the opportunity to actually meet the recipiant...a visit at the hospital had been arranged.

She hesitated and had a hard time entering the hospital, but finally decided to go in. The young man also was nervous and had brought his Mother with him...neither spoke English.

Both were immedietly overwhelmed at the onset, and as the young widow hugged the young man, the word "bodacious" escaped his lips. Both wept and held each other...his Mother, exclaiming in Spanish that this new phrase was his first word after the transplant. The young widow knowing "bodacious" was her husband's favorite word.

Hmmmm...quite interesting!.....p :wink:
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#6 Postby Skywatch_NC » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:39 pm

Miss Mary wrote:Yeah, if he asks to go see Brokeback Mountain, she'd better be worried.

So if a female got a male kidney, would she begin farting, burping and grabbing her crotch? LOL

Can't believe I just said that....LOL

Mary


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#7 Postby george_r_1961 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:27 pm

Miss Mary wrote:Yeah, if he asks to go see Brokeback Mountain, she'd better be worried.

So if a female got a male kidney, would she begin farting, burping and grabbing her crotch? LOL

Can't believe I just said that....LOL

Mary



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#8 Postby DaylilyDawn » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:43 pm

Before my oldest son got his kidney transplant, he would not eat greens like collards, turnips or mustard greens. After the transplant in 2000 he will now eat small portions of greens when I cook them. It has something to do with the cell memory of the kidney and other organs transplanted.
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