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Expensive Barbie Doll

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:20 am

This is too good to pass up. :lol:
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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -
'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ...
and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.

Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
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#2 Postby alicia-w » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:25 am

that one should be in the GROAN category!!!
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#3 Postby O Town » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:37 am

:cheesy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#4 Postby arkess7 » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:53 pm

Thats too funny! :lol: :lol:
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#5 Postby beachbum_al » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:25 am

:lol:
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#6 Postby SouthFloridawx » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:21 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :wink: :roll:
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