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PMS Stands for...

#1 Postby Dee Bee » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:14 pm

This "funny" (re?)surfaced recently via forwards. I tried the search key here so as not to repeat a posting, but didn't find any past reference. I'm past this stage of womanhood, but still think it's a hoot! :lol:

PMS Stands for ...

1. Pass My Shotgun
2.  Psychotic Mood Shift
3.  Perpetual Munching Spree
4   Puffy Midsection
5.  People  Make me Sick
6.  Provide Me with Sweets
7.  Pardon My Sobbing
8.  Pimples May Surface
9.  Pass My Sweatpants
10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.  Plainly, Men Suck
12.  Pack My Stuff

and my favorite

13.  Potential Murder Suspect
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#2 Postby Stephanie » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:56 pm

Yes to all of the above! :lol:
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#3 Postby coriolis » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:07 pm

Paranoia May Surface

Persecute Men Severely

Prudent Men Shudder
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#4 Postby O Town » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:12 pm

Yes I have seen those before, and aren't they all the truth. :lol:
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#5 Postby SouthFloridawx » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:13 pm

UMS for men and mom always said it stands for Ugly Mood Swings...
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#6 Postby Yankeegirl » Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:22 pm

All of the above... lol...
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#7 Postby azsnowman » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:15 pm

Or in the case of my EX wife........"CMS" *constant* :ggreen:
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#8 Postby Stephanie » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:23 pm

coriolis wrote:Paranoia May Surface

Persecute Men Severely

Prudent Men Shudder


:roflmao:
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#9 Postby SouthFloridawx » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:33 am

azsnowman wrote:Or in the case of my EX wife........"CMS" *constant* :ggreen:


lol constant ahha it seems that way sometimes doesn't it. But in all seriousness I sure am glad i don't have a monthly visitory coming in my life and messin it up.
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#10 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:37 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11 Postby alicia-w » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:48 pm

Here are some universal symptoms:


1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.
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#12 Postby Skywatch_NC » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:01 pm

Persistant Monsoon Season
Precipitation Mostly Scarce (as in: most of the system missed my area)
Pelting Marble-sized hail Storm

Eric 8-)
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