CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms

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CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.

SCSI: System Can't See It.

MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.

DOS: Defunct Operating System.

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.

PnP: Plug and Pray.

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.

IBM: I Blame Microsoft.

DEC: Do Expect Cuts.

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.

CA: Constant Acquisitions.

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.

LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses.

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

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