I'm out front goofing off with our receptionist about something my massage therapist suggested I do to help alleviate some of my neck pain. I tell her, hey, maybe a rich good-looking guy will happen to pass by as I'm doing this and I'll get a date! OR, I could do the (Legally Blond) Bend-And-Snap, and demonstrate that I CAN do it. Just as I'm coming up with my "snap" the firm's Managing Partner comes around the corner. Not the office managing partner, the FIRM managing partner.
I need to go find a hole to crawl in now
