For all male chauvinists

[Pburgh]

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

[O Town]

[Pburgh]

Can you believe a guy sent that to ME!!!!!

[CajunMama]

Don't let Chad see this!!!!

[Miss Mary]

TGIF!!!! Chad will see it.......and then the fun will start!

Thanks for the joke of the day Karan!

[Brent]

[TexasStooge]

[x-y-no]

Why did the barefoot and pregnant woman cross the road?

Never mind that! What the heck is she doing out of the kitchen?

[beachbum_al]

Here is my version of it

WOMEN strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many women does it take to open a wine cooler?
None. It should be opened when he brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a man?
Because a man who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do men have smaller feet than women?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to serve their woman
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "I am......."
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How do you fix a man's watch?
You don't. There is one on the t.v. when he switches through the channels a hundred times in one night.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because between the beer and fried fish what do you expect.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your husband is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Neither because you put them both out for being bad.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A man who is a male chauvinist pig
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always. And we are always right! Remember that guys!
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a chocolate. Chocolate is supposed to have the same effect.
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they made their wives mad by acting like a male chauvinist pig.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy. And if that is the case then I am more superior than a man because I can walk down the street with my blue jean shorts and top and not have a beer gut and a bald head.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
And everything was perfect!
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Send this to a few good women who need a laugh and
to the select few men who can handle the truth !