Interesting Spotted Signs

[TexasStooge]

This was sent to my e-mail this morning.
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1) At a radiator shop: "Best Place in Town to take a Leak".

2) On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

3) On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

4) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

5) At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout"

6) Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

7) On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts."

8) In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

9) On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

10) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

11) On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

12) In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

[dizzyfish]

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

[bvigal]

Those are great!!!

I just had to open this thread to see what it was all about. When I read the title, this is what went through my head... spotted signs?

[TexasStooge]