Why do very pregnant women wear bikinis?
Why does the pizza delivery guy always beat the paramedics?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 when the buns come in packs of 8?
Why do the good people go before the stupid ones?
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Why is it that in MOST elections, you wind up holding your nose and voting for the lesser of TWO evils.
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Well, here in California the traffic signals don't always tell both sides of the road to go at the same time... so...
Why is it that the other side of the road always gets to go first?
That's so true for me. I went thru the border patrol twice, and it's like a toll booth, the first time the left window was the slowest and we just happened to go to that one, while the second one was the fastest. Second time after we got our visa we picked the second one, and that time, the left window was the fastest. Queer, eh?
Why is it that the other side of the road always gets to go first?
Why is the line I choose always the slowest?
That's so true for me. I went thru the border patrol twice, and it's like a toll booth, the first time the left window was the slowest and we just happened to go to that one, while the second one was the fastest. Second time after we got our visa we picked the second one, and that time, the left window was the fastest. Queer, eh?
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Huh. Looks like the CHEAPEST hotdogs are a bit thinner and are in 10's. Most of the Big names are 8's, including the hot-dog sized sausages. Maybe the ancient weenie vs bun conundrum is dying off. One that NEEDS to go away is that old groaner about "Tearing off the Mattress Tags". For crying out loud: The tag reads "Not to be removed EXCEPT by consumer". 
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Ever Wonder...
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Why is it that if I were to walk in a convenience store to buy something, there is no one in the line waiting to pay, but when I'm ready to pay for my items 1 minute later, there is always a mysterious line that has formed in the short span of time?
Why is it that when I'm waiting for the subway train, the train going in the opposite direction always comes first, no matter what direction I am going, the other train that I'm not going on will always come first.
Why are fire trucks red, when in actuality, fire which it is symbolizing, isn't really red? Why aren't they yellowish orange?
Why is it that the phone always seems to ring when you are furthest away from it?
Why do they call it a Zebra Crossing when I have never ever seen a zebra crossing the road ever in my life? Why don't they just call it what it is..a People Crossing?
Ever wonder if we have Zebra Crossings, ever wonder if zebras have People Crossing in their world?
Ever wonder when you are looking at a zebra, and thinking why he is striped, ever wonder if the zebra is probably thinking why aren't you striped?
Why is it that when I'm waiting for the subway train, the train going in the opposite direction always comes first, no matter what direction I am going, the other train that I'm not going on will always come first.
Why are fire trucks red, when in actuality, fire which it is symbolizing, isn't really red? Why aren't they yellowish orange?
Why is it that the phone always seems to ring when you are furthest away from it?
Why do they call it a Zebra Crossing when I have never ever seen a zebra crossing the road ever in my life? Why don't they just call it what it is..a People Crossing?
Ever wonder if we have Zebra Crossings, ever wonder if zebras have People Crossing in their world?
Ever wonder when you are looking at a zebra, and thinking why he is striped, ever wonder if the zebra is probably thinking why aren't you striped?
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