Caught Asleep At Your Work Desk

[TexasStooge]

Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses:

*I was working smarter - not harder.

*They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

*Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.

*I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement

*This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

*I'm in the management training program.

*I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

*This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

*Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

*Someone was playing a practical joke ? and put decaf in the wrong pot.

*Gosh, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.

[Windsong]

Just make the sign of the cross and say AMEN! Works like a charm

[coriolis]

You could make some fake "open eyes" and stick them to the inside of your glasses.


If I can take a short nap right after lunch I get twice as much done in the afternoon. Then I can go home at 3:00.