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Osama joke

#1 Postby Pburgh » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:49 am

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. (after all this is a joke)

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing! in unbearable pain an Angel appeared.

Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you up here. What did you think I said?"
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#2 Postby brunota2003 » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:30 am

:lol: That was awesome!!!
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#3 Postby O Town » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:19 am

:wink: :roflmao:
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#4 Postby TexasStooge » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:38 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :fools: :fools: :fools: :fools:
That's good!!
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#5 Postby Brent » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:45 am

:roflmao:!!!!!!!!!!
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#6 Postby Regit » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:54 pm

LoL That's written by Robin Williams. Awesome joke.

:roflmao:
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#7 Postby Cookiely » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:03 am

That was priceless. :lol:
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#8 Postby LaPlaceFF » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:46 pm

bumper cards
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#9 Postby kevin » Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:54 pm

hahaha I've heard the joke before but never with named Virginians. Nice
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#10 Postby Lindaloo » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:01 pm

:A:
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#11 Postby brunota2003 » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:12 pm

I have a joke for Osama...[joke]GO TO HELL!!! :grr:[/joke]
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