Wendell

[angelwing]

Wendell was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Wendell got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift out
in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought
in the box which she hoped contained a car key, back in the house.

She opened it and found a new bathroom scale.

Wendell has been missing since Friday.

[chadtm80]

[arkess7]

[Brent]

!!!!!

[O Town]

Good one.............poor Wendell, RIP.

[vbhoutex]