Funny/failed test

[Pburgh]

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her

> friend's house for a play date when the little girl

> asks "Mommy," how old are you?"

> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"

> the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."

> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

> "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly.

> "Those are personal questions and are really none of

> your business."

> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and

> Daddy get a divorce?"

> "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom

> says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

> The exasperated mother drives away as the two

> friends begin to play.

> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the

> little girl says to her friend.

> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look

> at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it

> has everything on it. "

> Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

> "I know how old you are, you are 32."

> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find

> that out?"

> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

> The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How

> in heaven's name did you find that out?"

> "And," the little girl says triumphantly,

> "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

> Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And

> just why is that, young lady?"

> "Because you got an F in sex."

[TexasStooge]

GROAN!!!

Funny stuff!!

[Brent]

!!!!!

[JonathanBelles]

hahahahaha