Purina Diet A good Belly Laugh!

[MSRobi911]

PURINA DIET

I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog: (DUH!)

On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that
I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load
your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I
was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line
was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff
an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack,
he was laughing so hard!!!

[coriolis]

That's funny. You're story is going to end up as an email that will be forwarded to every email address in the world.

[Stephanie]

[Canelaw99]

PURINA DIET

I have a Labrador Retriever. I was buying a large bag of
Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog: (DUH!)

That's a winner for Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign" award! LOL

How funny....I would've died laughing if I'd been there, that's for sure!

[O Town]

That's funny. You're story is going to end up as an email that will be forwarded to every email address in the world.

LOL. I think it already has, I got this from a friend a few days ago.
I sent it on to a quit a few more. Its a good one.

[coriolis]

Oh, you mean it didn't happen to YOU? You got me on that one.